Current society offers us heroes and glamorizes certain characters and traits so let’s take a closer look to couple of them. “Brigada” is a movie about four friends who lived in a Russia in ”rough 90s” and managed to make it to the top of the criminal world. They are self-made, very charismatic, talk about…
Author: arthurbook
Shallow waters
She showed no content going into the bed and he could feel it. Why in the hell he didn’t get a promotion?! Mark was preparing all his friends, her and her parents that he is going to slam dunk this Friday. He could feel the sensation when his name is on the door. That sports…
Two arrows
-How’s life Steve, long time no see!-It’s being a blessed week Marty, thank you for asking. How are you doing?-Same old, same old. My boss is pissing off, my wife wants more money, my teenage kids giving me a hard time. Same old, same old.-Well, it will be become better I’m sure.-Thanks man! How’s your…
Шутки #2
Меня тут попросили сочинить несколько шуток я такой ну что ебанулась я же программист. Но потом подумал что можно написать программу записать кучу слов из словаря сделать случайный перебор отдать искусственным интеллектом распечатать вот сейчас это я буду читать. Вообще не понимаю как можно искать девушек в Кремниевой долине. Американки не дают Мексиканки толстые У…
Тяжесть на руке
Я проснулся и уложил сына в свою постель. Выпил воды, и вернувшись лег чтобы заснуть самому. Укрывшись шелковым одеялом я поворочался в постели. Не смог заснуть. Прошло 10 минут и я понял что-то не хватает. Лег обратно с сыном. Положил его голову себе на руку. Тяжесть на руке. Вдохнул его запах. Положил свою левую руку…
My first standup comedy
My name is Art and I’m a Software Engineer/Comedian. Which means that my jokes were written by machine learning, deep learning, viral networks, artificial integrals and bla-bla that nobody understands. There is 99% chance that you will like them. California Dream poster says – It’s the only place where you can hike, ski and surf…
Price adjustment
-Hey pal! Can I buy you a drink? Green eyed young man sat next to me in a lonely bar in the downtown of San Jose. He looked like a tech guy in a hoodie, but from his live face, quirky eyes and attractive smile I would think he was in sales. Maybe both. -Sure,…
My name is Ark and I destroyed humanity
I grew up in a wealthy family but my parents were not around, always busy making money. I went to one of the top universities to earn their love. I got a PhD in neuroscience at Harvard at age 19, the youngest Harvard graduate in history. After my first wife left me for my friend…
Mirror opposite
Jesse dresses unlike me and has a different hairstyle. Personality-wise you couldn’t find more different twins than us. I work in a respectable company and he works as a bartender, switching job every several months. I have a family and kids, and he failed every single relationship he’s been in. Once he had a hard…
Covid prank?
-Hey Erica, are you there? -Yep, what’s up? You were missing for a couple days, are you alright? -Erica you have to listen to me, there are zombies knocking on my door and walking around in my apartment complex of 400 rooms and I’ve run out of food, and so are they. I think they…