-Hey Erica, are you there?
-Yep, what’s up? You were missing for a couple days, are you alright?
-Erica you have to listen to me, there are zombies knocking on my door and walking around in my apartment complex of 400 rooms and I’ve run out of food, and so are they. I think they are coming for me.
-Yo, yo! Nice one! Wait, have you been drinking?
-Damn yeah! I saw my neighbor get eaten, they are all over the place banging at doors, the government shut down the network and I am starving. I almost lost my mind, I had to drink really heavily not to lose my mind. Which I did anyways.
-But what are you saying …
-You have to listen to me Erica! They are everywhere. They are coming for me and they are coming for you. Do you remember when I said that our office is going to shut down next week and you didn’t believe me?
-Yes… but…
-Do you remember I told you that stock markets were gonna go down and people all over the country would be unemployed till September? And you didn’t believe me?
-Yes! But I also remember we were fantasizing that this whole shit-show is like a Zombie movie.
-And I said – you are right! We are in a movie, and the camera is following us right now!
-Listen this is all funny but I don’t believe this bull…
Wait a min, I think the pizza guy came.
-Erica, I think we can hold on only for so long, until…
-Oh no, oh shit! WTF?!
-Grrrrr, grrr
-Oh no! I don’t want to die!!!…